mtblog.vanityfair.com - 12/2/2008
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Apply for a Federal Bailout!
Club for Growth —
Want a federal bailout? Via Craig Newmark, please fill out this form.
Application for the Federal Bailout Program
CARPE DIEM —
Click to enlarge. HT: Newmark's Door via Club for Growth
EZ-CASH Bailout Application
The Big Picture —
Amusing email circulating trading desks:
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Apply for a Federal Bailout!
Bruce Feirstein
Vanity Fair, December 1, 2008, 9:47 am
http://www.vanityfair.com/online/politics/2008/12/bailout-application-leaked.html ...
‘Once your funds are approved, please indicate how you would like to receive them…’
FT Alphaville —
1. No worries. I’ll just drop by and pick ‘em up with my Gulfstream. 2. Unmarked bills, non-consecutively numbered. There’ll be a getaway car waiting outside the Treasury Dept. 3. Just wire the funds to our LLC, c/o Bank Suisse, the Grand Cayman Islands. 4. Write a check directly to the Four Seasons Resort and Spa Complex, Laguna Hills, CA. attention “Charlene.” From Vanity Fair . Bailout form Quick now, there’s not much TARP cash left! Related links : GAO to Paulson: Must do better - FT Alphaville What is your assessment as to the typical volume of spam ...
TARP Application
Michael Covel: Trend Following Manifesto —
Go ahead and apply!
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